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The next best thing to literary genius
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28-09-2008 News: No news is good news.
Thanks for the compliments? September 14, 2008
The proper way to be racist September 10, 2008
Kellie Pickler, you sexist piece of trash August 14, 2008
Dealing with insecurity July 24, 2008
The Derek Guier Correspondence July 3, 2008
I would make a fairly decent supervillain
Sorry if you don't get this, you kinda had to be there
Fresh out of rant topics? Bash emos!
Joining the horde: Ninja Viking's guide to becoming a zombie extraordinaire
An open letter to Reba McEntire
Ninja Viking? More like Maddox
ripper-offer!
You tolerate the mentally retarded,
therefore you are better than me
Five years later and you're still complaining?
Psychological Profiles: In the Chatroom
An answer to the lack of traffic
You want insight? Here's your damn insight
A list of generic phrases I hate, and reasons why I hate them
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