Ninja Viking? More like Maddox rip-off
I lack creativity, individuality, and intelligence, therefore I steal it from Maddox
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going to wait for the inevitable 'zOOMGzz madox ripoff!!!' accusation to defend
my position. Also unlike other ranters, I'm not going to defend my position at
all. What position is there to defend? I am a scammer, what can I say. Just look
at these scathingly scary-as-heck similarities and I'm sure you'll be quick to
agree, I am all over Maddox's nutsack. In fact, if I can't find at least one
shred of originality in my page, I swear to you, the rabid Maddox fan that I,
Ninja Viking, will remove my page from the Internet. So, here goes:
Maddox is a cynical bastard and so am I. But I came AFTER he did, like ten whole years after he started. By the time I started posting my musings, he had already procured the exclusive rights to online cynicism and baby-hatred, so in that regard I suppose I'm shit out of luck. Verdict: RIP-OFF Maddox observes human nature and writes about it in a witty manner and so do I. Well, except for the 'witty' part. But I do tend to berate people for existing so stupidly, so I think we can all agree that this is clearly an act of outright plagiarism. Verdict: RIP-OFF Maddox uses a pseudonym I too changed my identity. So I couldn't choose between 'Rants of a Ninja' and 'Rants of a Viking,' get off my balls about it already. Verdict: RIP-OFF Besides, it makes sense to me to give an uncreative, generic name to an uncreative generic Maddox wannabe, y'know, so I can stake the claim that I have a theme in mind. That actually brings us to the next point... Maddox has a theme Black background, easy-to-read font, rants posted left and right, and of course his trademark sarcasm. Dammit, I've obviously stolen at least a couple of these ideas. The outcome on this one is a no-brainer. Verdict: RIP-OFF Maddox writes words down and people read them Oh shit! I wrote these here words down and you're reading them even as we speak! There I go stealing his material again... Verdict: RIP-OFF Sigh. Things aren't looking too good for RoaNV. If I can't justify the existence of this page without at least one example of my page differing from the Best Page in the Universe, I'm gonna have to shut it down. There's not a thing about my page that Maddox hasn't already done, and done better. I guess you Maddox fans win, I'll delete this-- Wait. Fans? That's it! The difference between me and Maddox is this: Maddox has fans Score one for the Ninja Viking! Verdict: NOT A RIP-OFF What a relief. Since I managed to come up with an example of originality on my part, I guess I get to keep copying/pasting stuff Maddox says and attributing it to my own twisted genius. Sorry, jackasses. Ooops, of course I meant to say 'Maddox fans.' Now fuck off, I'm busy.
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