Fan/Hate Mail Policy:

I reserve the right to heckle, defame, make fun of, lacerate, incinerate, or otherwise just post and laugh at any mail sent to me.  Usually this is reserved for hate mail, but if someone asks a really stupid question or even tries to engage me in a debate over something I couldn't give less of a damn about, I could very well put it up and write nasty things about the person.  I reply to any and all messages sent to me.  If you wish to contact me, the best way is by email.  My address is posted on your right.  If you have read thus far without finding it, please don't email me because chances are I don't like you.  Previous fanmailers (yes, a shout-out to all seven of you) would agree on the fact that I am fairly friendly and approachable.  I don't mind discussing my posts, and I take an interest in reading your opinions on the subject as well.  I'll be damned if I'm not open-minded.  Should an email correspondence prove to be enlightening with regard to any of my previous posts or otherwise prove to be an entertaining read, I reserve the right to post it for others to enjoy, unless the mailer has specifically stated that they do not wish their email to be posted.  That is one request I will honour.  Please note that this exception does NOT apply to hatemailers.  I'll do whatever the hell I want with their emails, thanks.

Image Policy:

All images on this page are drawn on MS Paint as proven by their shitty quality and content.  Regardless, they are mine.  I ask that you do not use them on your own website or to further your own dastardly agenda in the real world unless you have taken the following steps:

a) Asked for AND received permission from myself through email contact.
b) Credited me for the use of the image.  Site your sources kiddies, otherwise it's plagarism.

If you've followed that process, go for it.  If not, you're a jerk and you'll probably get cancer because I believe in karma.  Actually I don't, but with air pollution the way it is nowadays, you'll probably get cancer either way.

Link Policy:

Occasionally I'll do a link exchange if a page proves to be kick-ass enough.  Whether your page sucks balls or not, feel free to link me.   I reserve the right to not link back though.  Don't take it personally, it's possible that I'm not aware of the fact that you're linked to me because I'm not paying attention or don't care or something.  Should you think this to be the case, email me with your grievance and a link to your page.  I'll check it out and get back to you, and that's generally about the time you'll find out my opinion of your site.  Chances are I'll link back to you though because I'm something of a nice guy (aka a loser).

Advertisement Policy:

You will never find ads on my page.  If I was writing to make money, I'd write a book or something .